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Joke of the Day

"I'm only gay for Jesus."

"I can't even I feel the phrase ""I can't even"" is rather odd."

"Apparently, the latest gadget used by suicide bombers around the world is a vest completely made of Galaxy Note 7s."

"Damn girl, are you the Employee of the Month? 'Cause you sure do suck a lot of dick."

"My favorite pickup line... the Ford F Series"

"While a gun does make for a cool weapon on The Walking Dead, the most effective defense against the zombies is probably lightly jogging?"

"What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections? They have a polar pole poll."

"What is a group of porn stars called? A Gaggle."

"Why don't Photons go to church on Sunday? Photons never have mass when at rest!"

"I walk into the main office of a new school: Secretary: You a sub? *cheeks blush* Me: Who have you been talking to?"