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Joke of the Day

"My husband doesn't believe me that the Bible instructs him to make the coffee in the morning. It's there, clear as day. Hebrews."

"Sometimes my memory is not quite as good as my forgettery."

"The closest I've ever come to eating better is eating butter."

"What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !"

"Why is tomorrow like your girlfriend. It never comes."

"How do you confuse a Republican? Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag"

"My ex is so slutty... that if she had sex with a guy with Ebola, he would die of AIDS first."

"Newlyweds tell the hotel desk clerk ""we need a room we just got married!"" Clerk says ""would you like a bridal?"" The husband replies"" no I'll just hold her by the ears until she gets the hang of it."""

"2 year old runs naked down the street. ""Awwwwwwwwwwwwww."" I run naked down the street. ""AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"""

"What's the difference between my face and my jokes? People laugh at my face."