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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? Hop in."

"Single and divorced men in their 40's prefer women at their own maturity level. That explains why they date women half their age."

"There are two types of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from an incomplete dataset, and"

"A teacher asks one of her students what the formula for water was... He said, ""H I J K L M N O"" Teacher: What? Student: Yesterday, you said the formula for water is H2O"

"How Does Moses make Tea? HEBREW it!"

"You know it wasn't always called club penguin. The original name was club seals, not sure why they changed it."

"My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested."

"""Son, if you keep masturbating like that you're going to go blind!"" Dad, I'm over here."

"I would never tell a rape joke It would be too forced"

"Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees? The Germans like shade"