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Joke of the Day

"To bad this upcoming storm isn't called Harry Because: https://imgflip.com/i/gumlv"

"Wearing crocs is like being blown by a dude... It feels great until you look down and realize that you're gay."

"Q: What do you call a frog with seven legs? A: A seven-legged frog."

"A guy fell in stairs.. A guy fell in stairs & got hurt, his friend told him ""put ice where you got hurt"", he took ice & put it on the stairs."

"What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common? Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel."

"With four days left until the end of the world... I should really try to get better at subtraction."

"There was a cricket on my toilet seat so I just backed out awkwardly. Lock the door next time, bro."

"What do you call an attraction to your own mummy? A dedipus complex."

"Shriek your Twitter name between songs at concerts and hope that it makes the live album."

"What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself."