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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a frog with seven legs? A: A seven-legged frog."
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"At my age, my biggest fantasy is to sleep through the night without having to pee every two hours."
"I bought a second hand deck of cards from a casino in Las Vegas, but after 4 weeks they hadn't arrived. When I asked for an update, they said they were still dealing with my order."
"A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ""Ouch!"""
"What does a Disneyland ride and Viagra have in common? You have to wait one hour for a 3 minute ride."
"""Oh, this one? It's an excuse to tell a story about my life that only I think is interesting"" - literally all tattoos"
"You guys ever hear the one about the man who ran naked through the church? They caught him by the organ."
"Overheard 2 dad's at the playground wondering if my kid was as creepy as me. Joke's on them. I don't have kids."
"How do mathematicians become engineers? You just gotta apply yourself."
"What's the difference between a white woman and a tampon? They're both stuck up cunts."