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Joke of the Day

"A guy fell in stairs.. A guy fell in stairs & got hurt, his friend told him ""put ice where you got hurt"", he took ice & put it on the stairs."

"My dog always walked backwards... So I named him god."

"What do strippers and Hillary Clinton have in common? They rely too much on polls"

"Nothing freaks me out like trying to remember which brownies I packed in my son's lunch box"

"Do you know what girls say to a guy with a big dick? I do!"

"One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you."

"What's the difference between a black person and a monkey? Nothing"

"People say I'm bad at delivering jokes... Which is why I'm not the delivery boy for Domino's anymore"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 is a registered sex offender."

"Why do bears poop in the woods? So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!"