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Joke of the Day

"Wearing crocs is like being blown by a dude... It feels great until you look down and realize that you're gay."

"Hello 911? I was doing that thing where you pretend to walk down stairs behind a couch only it worked. I have no idea where I am. Help me."

"What did the Korean family call their dog? Stu"

"What do you find in an empty nose? Fingerprints."

"What did the robber with an errection say? This is a stick-up."

"I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer but no one will do it."

"Received definitive proof I'm going blind AND senile this morning as I just attempted to pinch zoom the newspaper."

"Why am I still hearing noises from the class? Because you still have ears, teacher."

"How guys wake up In the morning Brain: ""Oh f*ck."" Body: ""Don't get up."" Dick: ""THIS IS SPARTAA!!!"""

"Why did Ginger go to the psych ward? Ginger snaps"