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Joke of the Day
"Someone please recommend a self-help book that can teach me how to sleep through an alarm."
Next Joke
"I got fucked by a priest 20 years ago.... ....He said ""you may now kiss the bride""."
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."
"Thanks for increasing the value of my asset over time. I really appreciate it."
"I bet OJ Simpson's friends were really confused when his answer to F/Marry/Kill was ""Yes."""
"What happens when The Past, Present, and Future walk in to a bar? It becomes very tense."
"I like my women how I like my wine 12 years old and locked in my cellar"
"What do you call a 58 year old man that has sex with a 9 year old girl? The Prophet Muhammad."
"How will the whales ever evolve if we keep pushing them back in the water?"
"Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant? The Sioux chef"