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Joke of the Day
"Someone please recommend a self-help book that can teach me how to sleep through an alarm."
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"What do you call a 2 with a fat ass? A 3"
"The best part about being a grown-up is not having to answer to ANYONE! (What's that, honey? Be right there.)"
"A good rule to live by Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
"How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums? Algorithm."
"Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris."
"I saw a man sitting on a curb looking down on his luck so I gave him a dollar he gave it back and said "" I'm not homeless, I'm married """
"What's the most sensitive part on a female dinosaur? Her clitosaurus..."
"Are all NASCAR fans fat with goatee's or is that just the women?"
"If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits"