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Joke of the Day
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing."
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"What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships? ""Have a good one, son."""
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"Imitation is the sincerest form of crabmeat."
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"Please make sure ""to"" put your air quotes around the right words"
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