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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fight between two dairy products? A fromage fray."

"I kept pulling the string from my Christmas hat and now its half the size Oops, wrong thread"

"Past, present, and future walk into a bar It was tense."

"The other guy on this cliff screaming at the sky just threw his wedding ring over which makes me feel less bad about losing my kite."

"The apostles fell asleep in the Garden of Gethsemane while Jesus was praying. Noticing that they fell asleep, Jesus woke up St. Peter. ""Huh? What? Oh, sorry, Lord, I forgot the coffee!"""

"I got my foot in the door, my head in the game, and my ass in gear. I'm one motivational tape away from a hospital admission."

"What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ? Bugs Bunny !"

"Who is ant man's worst enemy? Raid"

"Ford claims that 90% of its cars are still on the road today That's pretty bad, apparently only 10% of them made it back home"

"I bet if I could see into the future, I would use that power to watch a lot more TV."