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"Craigslist is actually a great way to find stuff that's been murdered on"
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"Use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence My brothers girlfriends boobs are so big when she wears a ten button shirt she can only fascinate."
"A Halloween Limerick A lady vampire named Mable Had a period that was awfully stable. So once a full moon She took out her spoon And drank herself under the table."
"Why do they call them 'jews'? ""'jew gonna do anything with that, 'cause I can take it off your hands?"""
"Wife has 5 hours to live Doctor: I am sorry, your wife is with us for only 5 more hours. Husband: No need to be sorry. I have survived 20 years of marriage.. what's 5 more hours!"
"James Bond is my favorite drunk, horny murderer."
"Me: ""Siri, why am I single?"" Siri: *opens front face camera*"
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"Yo momma is so fat, shes got more ""coverage"" than my cell phone provider"
"How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb? One."