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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the woman date a German man? Because she was Klaustrophobic!"
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"This person told me ""When pigs fly I'll get my kid vaccinated!"" Alas, swine flu."
"Your Mother.. Your mother is so classless she could be marxist utopia."
"What do big banks and Hillary Clinton have in common? They aren't too big to fail"
"My wife asked me if I wanted to be cremated after my death Or immediately before."
"So the other day I was throat fucking a black chick She said ""I can't breathe!"" I said ""Honey, lets not make this political."""
"What do you call a child afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"
"My friend told me he was afraid of Al Queda... Guess that makes him an iraqnaphobe"
"Chili today, Hot tamale."
"This might sound crazy, but I have proof the CIA is putting chips in people's brains. I think they're Pringles."