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Joke of the Day
"Your Mother.. Your mother is so classless she could be marxist utopia."
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"I wish mirrors and cameras would get together and figure out what I really look like."
"Chalant isn't even a word. Well played nonchalant. Well played."
"2017 New Years Resolution First step: write down the resolu"
"Joke I prefer my scotch the same as my women...16 years old and mixed up with coke"
"The more girls I have sex with... the more I love my goat."
"My neighbor is crazy. After playing some Justin Bieber at high volume at 7 o'clock this morning, he commited suicide by shooting himself 8 times in the back with my gun."
"Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop? Because the mail was always above her."
"""What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?"" - my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome"
"Jewish kid calls his dad from college... ...asking for fifty dollars. Dad responds: ""Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?"""