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Joke of the Day

"So the other day I was throat fucking a black chick She said ""I can't breathe!"" I said ""Honey, lets not make this political."""

"What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs? Two chickens and a goat."

"Why do tweakers do it doggy-style? So they can both look out the window."

"Now that Donald Trump will be President, I really hope he builds the wall. We need to keep all those crazy Americans contained."

"[Flight Attendant]: Would you like some headphones? [Passenger]: Yes please, but how'd you know my name was Phones?"

"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!"

"Who's this Rorschach dude? And why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?"

"You know that pain which starts at your hip, runs down your leg, out the front door,and goes across the street to the bus stop... I've that."

"It's in the Smile A boy met a girl.... Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist."

"First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper !"