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Joke of the Day
"My friend told me he was afraid of Al Queda... Guess that makes him an iraqnaphobe"
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"mathematician Why do mathematicians only count up to 287? Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue."
"I'm not racist Because racism is a crime. And crime is for black people."
"""I don't want to make a spectacle..."" Eye glass manufacturers last day on the job."
"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry, your Quest to whore karma is currently unavailable. Please try again later."
"Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No we were never introduced !"
"Why do Eskimos have wide noses? Because they pick their nose with their gloves on."
"Why is ISIS going after programs? Because they are executable"
"What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? Getting your palms red at the same time."
"You know, Hitler must have been a pretty great artist. There are a ton of museums dedicated to his work, after all."