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Joke of the Day

"This person told me ""When pigs fly I'll get my kid vaccinated!"" Alas, swine flu."

"Seasick jokes What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed? The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time? The Dock"

"have you ever tasted african food? don't worry if you haven't, neither have they"

"For easter I'm going to smuggle drugs into prison with my anus. I'm calling myself the keister bunny!"

"I've done a lot of stupid stuff in my life, but at least I've never signed up at the gym in January."

"Did anyone see the original joke posted on this sub today? Neither did I."

"Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I get myself new clothes. They smell a little bit but at least they're free."

"I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me."

"When my wife starts to sing I have to go out in the yard and work in the garden so the neighbors don't think domestic violence is happening."

"I got in trouble for calling the rape hotline... Apparently it's only for ""victims""."