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Joke of the Day

"Chili today, Hot tamale."

"Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down? Triple, eh?"

"Prior to officially becoming a part of the United States, what was Oregon like? It was very unOregonized."

"What rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre"

"I never know if I should trust a cabdriver with my sexual history."

"Last night I dreampt I was playing Kobe Bryant 1-on-1. I had him all lined up to block his shot ...and then he feinted."

"Cop: Been drinking tonight, ma'am? Me: No, I'm just dizzy b/c I'm having a heavy flow day. It's really clotty and... Cop: You're free to go."

"If you ever get a job at a bank, take care not to slice your hand open while handling notes and coins. If that happens, you'll be sure to get a pay cut."

"What do Donald Trump and JFK have in common? Nothing.. Yet."

"I was pleased with the first day of The World Cup, and even more pleased that it didn't turn into ""2 Girls, 1 World Cup"" as I had feared."