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Joke of the Day

"You're suppose to wear clean underwear in case you're ever in an accident. I wear a new pair of shoes every day in case a house lands on me."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a Land Mine. Absolutely nothing."

"The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor"

"Today, my wife found a pair of her sister's panties in our room. They were in my laundry pile, next to my boxers. Now she's mad, because I told her it was only a brief affair."

"So I talkedto a gender studies graduate the other day. I told her I wanted a #1 combo with no tomatos or onions."

"Monster: Stick 'em down. Ghost: Don't you mean stick 'em up. Monster: No wonder I'm not making much money in this business."

"What did socialists use before candles? Electricity"

"In the library: ""Excuse me, where are the books about paranoia?"" ""They are... right behind you."""

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they!"

"Captain Ahab's crew were highly efficient sailors In fact, they were running like a whale oiled machine."