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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they!"

"Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out."

"Marriage Proposal In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues - throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!"

"I just found that there's such a thing as a cheese shop and now I'm changing my vacation plans."

"If 'Blasian' is the mix of Asian and black, what do you get when you mix white and Indian? Genocide."

"What do you call a white guy with an air horn? A honkey"

"It's not that he liked big butts; it's that he could not lie. THAT'S why Sir Mix-a-Lot deserved his knighthood."

"My dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z. Wait, shit."

"I can't make it tonight. There's a couple fighting at Target and the guy just started sarcastically clapping. I need to see where this goes."

"Once, in 1998, I read a website's terms and conditions page. True story."