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Joke of the Day

"the ideal number of pillows should be on a bed is 6-10."

"Whats it called when batman leaves church early? Christian Bale"

"Despite all the wars Thailand has been in... They still have been doing a Bangkok job as a country."

"Babies for dinner What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage!"

"I've got a black eye, a $200 fine and I've been listed on a register...turns out taking candy from a baby wasn't so easy after all."

"Money's missing from under my pillow, I think I've been visited by the teef fairy."

"Pedophiles lobby for slower speed limits at school zones"

"I said ""Margarita"" 3 times in the mirror instead of ""Bloody Mary"" and now a ghost mariachi band is forcing me to play maracas for them."

"I get it grandma. I'm not sure what to do on Facebook either."

"How does Tom Brady like his soda? Flat."