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Joke of the Day

"So I talkedto a gender studies graduate the other day. I told her I wanted a #1 combo with no tomatos or onions."

"Did you hear about the electrician who bought a Camaro using money he got from scrap wire? He really crimped and saved"

"If I could go back in time & change any event that would alter the course of history: I probably wouldn't have super sized that fry order."

"The front desk lady at this remote motel is barely concealing her howling desire to graphically murder me. I'll be honest, it's refreshing."

"Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes..."

"Throw away the outside, cook the inside. Eat the outside, throw away the inside. What is it? [riddle] Cut on red needles, only nine trees heave empty crackers on bulls. [best of luck]"

"Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices"

"""I'd pap that."" - Gynecolgist"

"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo bees"

"Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?? There was nothing left but de Brie."