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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a feminist and a Land Mine. Absolutely nothing."
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"I bet a heroin addict could find a needle in a haystack."
"What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone? ""Miss ewe!"""
"If all my Facebook friends followed me on twitter, I'd be dragged to church for an exorcism."
"My girlfriend said I was stupid for taking unnecessary risks. At least I think that's what she said. I was too busy trimming my pubes with a chainaw at the time."
"April showers bring May flowers, but do you know what May flowers brings? Pilgrims."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Kleptomaniac Barbie ...doll with suction cup hands"
"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me."
"That time in 1997 you found out Chris Rock & Chris Tucker are 2 different people & realized you're racist. #thatwasawkward"
"Leonardo Dicaprio has addressed the UN about climate change. Well if anyone should know about the dangers of melting icebergs, it's him!"