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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Fergie and R. Kelly are collaborating on a new album? They are calling their group the Black Guy Pees."

"Whoever called it rush hour should not be allowed to name anything else."

"Your water broke? Do I look like an idiot? You can't ""break"" water...get back to work."

"If at first you don't succeed, you're probably assembling furniture from IKEA."

"How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"There are three types of people in this world Those who can count And those who cannot count"

"I bring my Epipen everywhere It's my greatest treasure. I think my friend really wanted me to have it. He gave it to me right before he died."

"If you don't walk sideways chanting 'crab people' when holding tongs, we can't be friends."

"i can guess how someone will die based on their clothes date: what about me? Hawaiian themed bathroom fire"

"There are 60 cities in China with populations over 1 million. SIXTY. All they do is fuck."