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Joke of the Day
"Whoever called it rush hour should not be allowed to name anything else."
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"I'm trying to think of a good algebra joke but I cant find the right angle..."
"""I have $50, less than an hour, and a ton of cocaine. Let's make a commercial!"" - every furniture store owner"
"Never kiss a Canary. You'll get churpies! (It's a Canarial disease)."
"FOX is adapting a mash-up of Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire and Are you smarter than a 5th grader for Bangladesh. They're calling it, Who Wants to Marry a 5th Grader"
"An Elvis impersonator had to cancel a show because he got some terrible family news. He was all shook up"
"What do you call a Korean with a dog? ...vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha."
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles..."
"Someone asked me how we usually view lesbians in this country. Apparently, ""usually in HD"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."
"How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer? They look at your feet instead of theirs."