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Joke of the Day
"Whoever called it rush hour should not be allowed to name anything else."
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"""Haha you flinched"" ""No crap, you almost hit me in the face!"""
"Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex."
"Another joke from my daughter Her: Why did Sally fall off the swing? Me: Why? Her: Because she had no arms. Me: ??? Her: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Her: Not Sally!"
"Wife: Let's get my mom a special gift; one that will make her lose her mind! Me: How about a guillotine? Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch."
"To the girl with the nazi swastika avi that just rt'd me...... You just rt'd a Jew!!!! Enjoy your evening shalom"
"Which actor is resting in pieces? Alan RIPman"
"cocaine jokes cracks me up all the time"
"Everyone was texting her good morning sunshine, so I texted her ""good morning solar eclipse"" Yeah, don't do that."
"I wanna stand next to a bum with my own sign that says ""my hair has no volume today & I can't find the microfiber cloth for my $160 Oakleys"""