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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys know a Mexican's brain is the most expensive out all the race? Because its brand new and never been used"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Why?' To get to the idiots house! (Immediately follow up with this) Knock knock 'Who's there?' A chicken!"

"Barber: And how old are you little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well I certainly didn't come in for a shave!"

"Two Whales are Sitting at a Bar One whale looks over to the other and says ""Eeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooouuuuuuu"" and the other whale looks at him and says, ""Man you're really fucked up"""

"Why do girls always walk in odd packs? Because they literally can't even."

"Just got a gift for my dog. I bought my dog a cute toy from the pet shop and she immediately broke it. I demanded my money back but the manager said they won't refund a dead hamster."

"What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's? An anti-socialist"

"How does a space class start a party? They planet!"

"The worst part of seeing a spider in the shower was the way it covered it's eyes when it saw me."

"How do you get a faggot to fuck a bitch? You shit in her cunt."