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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Why?' To get to the idiots house! (Immediately follow up with this) Knock knock 'Who's there?' A chicken!"

"College My son took Rock Climbing in college but he had to drop the class. He couldn't find any ""Cliff Notes."""

"Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."

"It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan. Talk Abbottabad place to hide."

"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil... Rohypnol."

"Why did the bull get a sex change? To see how the UDDER side lives! ---------- (Thought of it while washing the dishes, hope you all get a kick out of it.)"

"Sometimes I want to get married just so I can have something sad to tweet about."

"What do the morbidly obese and podophiliacs have in common? [NSFW] They can only get off with their feet."

"I am not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one."

"I have to hand it to Trump He's the only man to win an argument with a women"