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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Why?' To get to the idiots house! (Immediately follow up with this) Knock knock 'Who's there?' A chicken!"

"Have you heard the gullible joke? Me neither..."

"what do people call bob the builder when he's not building anything? bob"

"""Let's eat, get drunk and watch people exercise"" sports fans"

"Jokes for and from ESL Teachers"

"A drivers license is basically just a selfie with way too much info."

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan."

"How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time."

"What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? Hop in."

"What does the Interstellar soundtrack and a porno film have in common? Swelling organs."