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Joke of the Day
"The worst part of seeing a spider in the shower was the way it covered it's eyes when it saw me."
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"Mother tells her computer geek son, ""Go get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."" So he goes, and returns with 6 cartons of milk."
"Dang girl, I want to treat you like my big toe... ...and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house. (sorry if its been submitted before)"
"I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, ""Please, think of my children!"" Kinky bitch."
"I changed my wifi name to ""14.4k dial up connection"" so no one would bother stealing my signal."
"""That kid..."" That kid is so nerdy, he's as classy as Frank Sinatra, haha... Wait..."
"I haven't fapped for seven days... ... because that would be too long."
"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?"
"If you're ever in a room where a doll should happen to come to life it would be prudent to leave that room"
"My favourite part about amazingly hot, energetic, passionate sex. Is being able to rewind the tape & watch it again."