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Joke of the Day

"I hate when i'm trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me excuse u it's not ur birthday so take a step back"

"LPT: Always make sure to post to the correct subreddit. It is an embarrassing mistake and most people will think you're an idiot."

"On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? So... Can I come inside?"

"What is bread's most deadly sin? Gluteny"

"Everytime I see my see my neighbors having sex in their hot tub, I think to myself ""I can't believe I'm recording this"""

"If you want to find a needle in a haystack, burn the haystack."

"What do you call a group of ears? A heard"

"if you're stuck in a group text, an easy way out is to throw your phone in the street and start a new life"

"A man walks into a bar. *""Son-of-a-bitch!""*"

"How are beer nuts like deer nuts? You can find a small bag of each under a buck."