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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's? An anti-socialist"
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"Fact: If you ever blow me a kiss, I'm catching it and sticking it down my pants."
"I owe my life to Nickelback I got in a horrible car crash and was in 6 month coma. Then the nurse switched the song to Nickelback. I woke up and muted it."
"What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe? He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy."
"Did you hear about the wooden car? Wooden move"
"If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself."
"""The main thing about being a woman is trying to lock in moisture"" -TV"
"Why do college frat boys drink before bathing? Buds before suds, bro."
"People compare Trump and hitler all the time, but there is one major difference. Hitler was good at making speeches"
"What's Hitler's favorite letter? Well, it's not Z."