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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's? An anti-socialist"
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"What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine? When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week."
"When you give someone a present, unless you say ""open it"", they're legally not allowed to look inside."
"How does a farmer count cows? with a cow-calculator."
"One from france Do you know why 50% of women on earth will never have an orgasm? Well I can't be everywhere at the same time."
"What's bad about being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"I told my waiter the same thing i told my plastic surgeon. Give me chicken breasts."
"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!"
"Of all my mistakes, you were the mistakiest"
"I'm concentrating so hard on trying not to eat a third cupcake that I literally can't do my job"