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Joke of the Day
"How does a space class start a party? They planet!"
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"Did you hear that Donald Trump's wife doesn't want him to run for president? She says she doesn't want to move into a smaller house."
"Darth Vader: Join me on the Dark Side, Luke! Luke: I'll never join you! Vader: We have flex hours and Pizza Fridays! Luke: NOOOOOO!!!"
"Dear movies, We'll never be upset to the point of throwing expensive jewelry at the bottom of the ocean. Never. Sincerely, Women"
"What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell"
"INTERVIEWER: What are your strengths? APPLICANT: I'm a detail-oriented team player [nothing wacky happens because this is a job interview]"
"When my husband gives me shit for taking too long to get ready, I remind him that you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams."
"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman"
"Asked my friend what's he's going to wear for Halloween... ""Probably a condom."""
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesnt fart when i pull my meat out"