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Joke of the Day

"After cribbing about yet another one of my Pranks, I told my girlfriend that she ""Can't take a Joke"" ""I let u put your cock in me don't I"" she replied."

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by BATMAN!"

"How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia? If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush."

"What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion? an electron"

"What's the difference between bullets and people? People miss Harambe"

"What did they say about the pastry with the low IQ? He was Retarted"

"Pft damn police.... The lady down the street stands in her window naked watching me jerk off and *I'm* the pervert."

"How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb? Yarn."

"What did the right eye say to the left? There's something between us that smells.. *drops mic*"

"Girl was towelling her wet pussy, she enjoyed it and started rubbing it vigorously... Until the pussy cried MEOW and ran away. Always be kind to animals..!!"