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Joke of the Day

"What do you call gingers in Auschwitz? Concentrated Orange Jews"

"What's black and white and red all over? An assassinated President."

"A Prostitute offered me holy water the other day... Still not sure what hole it came from."

"*gets into any creepy van* *Gets kicked out*"

"What do a gas pump nozzle and a penis have in common? No matter how much you shake them, they still leak a little bit when you try and put them away."

"The England Football team..... visited a Brazilian orphanage this morning. 'It's heartbreak to see their sad little faces with no hope' said Jose, age 6."

"It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!"

"How does a midget buy stuff With micro transactions"

"Do you smoke? Smokers: ""Yes."" Non-Smokers: ""Never have, never will."" Stoners: ""Smoke what?"""

"I just got my prostate examined. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train."