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Joke of the Day
"If you can't afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don't know where you are!"
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"Talk to your doctor about Chillaxin (Side-effects include incontinence, hallucinations, drooling, naps, shy dooky & death)"
"What's yellow comes from Peru and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !"
"I hope I don't have to face rich French Renaissance citizens as enemies in video games. They would be overpowdered."
"Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
"2 weeks sober. I'm 2 weeks Sober, Unintentionally. Now I'm sitting here wondering why good things happen, to bad people."
"At least I now know why the lions leave the plains before the end of summer. Because the Pride goeth before the Fall."
"If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time."
"[Sportsjoke] How do you know it's going to be a white christmas? It's approaching with deceptive speed."
"[Science Meeting, 1924] Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique? It's not like they'll ever really check ""Let's do it"""