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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage? Because they are the wurst."
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"What do you tell someone annoying you need a moment? One sec, cunt."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite nation? Discrimination."
"My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games, What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4.!"
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"What do you get when you clone a cyborg? A cyclone."
"Yo momma is so fat Her toenails aren't painted, just redshifted"
"some say bill gates named his company after his penis. but Steve jobs named his company after the size of his tumor"
"All the kids..... All the kids wrote poems, except for Johnny, he couldn't rhyme"
"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Easy, just look for the fresh prints!"