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Joke of the Day
"Just saw a hobo sleeping on a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. Must be his alarm system."
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"I slept like a baby last night 2 hours of sleep and a whole lot of crying"
"What do you call an aborted baby Spawn Kill"
"The other day I saw a brother holding his sister's hand while walking How...touching."
"What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them."
"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He doesn't want to get nailed to the Boards."
"Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard? He was a shellfish pokemon."
"KANYE: I made Taylor Swift famous TRUMP: We should ban all Muslims KANYE: BILL COSBY INNOCENT TRUMP: THE POPE SUCKS KANYE: damn ur good"
"*Snowman wakes up in hospital* ""What happened to me?!"" Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did?"
"Mecca should turn into a transformer in the next transformer movie They'll name it Meccatron"