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Joke of the Day

"KANYE: I made Taylor Swift famous TRUMP: We should ban all Muslims KANYE: BILL COSBY INNOCENT TRUMP: THE POPE SUCKS KANYE: damn ur good"

"Did you hear about the knife-wielding madman who attacked a circus camp the other day? He went straight for the juggler."

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it! (Not sure of the spelling, heard it from someone)."

"What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? A rooster will say cock a doodle do! But a hooker will say any cock will do!"

"When I was about 14/15 I wanted to be a plumber, then I wanted to be a firefighter, then pizza delivery man,then I stopped watching porn."

"I was sitting on the toilet when todays earthquake hit. The toilet shook like a rollercoaster. It scared the shit out of me."

"Did you guys hear about the gay astronaut? He landed on Uranus"

"Any good Jokes? Do you guys have any good jokes to share with people?"

"""That dress fits you like a glove"" ""It sticks out in five places"""

"What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you? A Poltergeese!"