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Joke of the Day

"KANYE: I made Taylor Swift famous TRUMP: We should ban all Muslims KANYE: BILL COSBY INNOCENT TRUMP: THE POPE SUCKS KANYE: damn ur good"

"I've had rain boots sitting in my dorm since college started. I never thought I'd need them. As it turns out, these boots are made for Joaquin."

"Ironically I'm watching an exercise infomercial because I'm too lazy to get the remote."

"Whats the best thing about dating Nicki Minaj? She won't fall in the toilet if you leave the seat up."

"Paint thinner? Bullshit. Been painting myself with it all week. Still fat."

"What kind of shoes does bread wear? Loafers."

"Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus? They went straight for the juggler."

"Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language."

"Wish I was rich enough to own a room full of bees & if someone upset me I could order my muscular butler to ""Take them to the Bee Room!"""

"You know you are out of luck.. You know you are out of luck, when you ass-fuck your GF and still end up with a kid !"