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Joke of the Day
"The other day I saw a brother holding his sister's hand while walking How...touching."
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"holy crap a guy actually gave me his number and i didn't know what to do so i panicked and sent him a picture of a dead bird?"
"- How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights."
"What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer."
"Today at a work a few customers told me they were in denial about the approaching snow storm... I told them to watch out for crocodiles."
"What's so good about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them."
"Cop: You there! Hands over your head! Me: *raises hands* *30 avocados fall out of shirt* Cop: Holy guacamole!"
"Karma is only a bitch, if you are."
"What does Monica Lewinsky say to call her dog over? ""Come, spot!"""
"Whats the leading cause of pedophilia? sexy kids"