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Joke of the Day
"The other day I saw a brother holding his sister's hand while walking How...touching."
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"I wonder if anyone on death row ever picked an all you can eat buffet for their last meal & just ate really slowly forever. Boom. Loophole."
"Blind Masturbation Championships Went to the blind masturbation championships the other day. No idea where I came."
"I realize that I'm obviously not learning from my mistakes....I still get up every morning and go to work."
"What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man? Park in it, of course."
"I found a spider in my shoes today He looked so ridiculous they were way to big for him"
"What are people afraid of puns called? Homophonic I'm sorry..."
"Collection of Spicy Jokes on Every Subject"
"Two spiders are at another spiders funeral. ""Peter was the most gentle spider I ever knew. He wouldn't hurt a fly."" ""Yeah, that's true. Do you know what he died from?"" ""Starvation."""
"What's the best way to save on toilet paper? Slow your roll."