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Joke of the Day

"Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard? He was a shellfish pokemon."

"Face down, ass up, that's the way babies often sleep. Adorable!"

"Did you hear about the iguana that couldn't mate in captivity? He had a reptile disfunction."

"A sunrise is probably the most beautiful way to find out you just made a series of bad decisions."

"I'm no expert on Masturbation But I hold my own."

"Knock knock. Who's there? BRAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (it's a whale joke!)"

"A guy I work with farted on the elevator... It was wrong on so many levels."

"So an interviewer asked me where I saw myself in 5 years How should I know, I don't have 20/20 vision!"

"Every female knows that one annoying boy who constantly asks ""So when we gonna chill?"""

"Where do you get frog's eggs? The spawn shop."