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"What do you call an aborted baby Spawn Kill"
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"The problem with seducing someone via text, is you sometimes end up wrapping your warm moth, or mother around his troubling clock"
"Jewish Pun What did Hitler say when the Jews got away? Aushwitz, they got away!"
"A man walks into a bar and notices two things: 1. there's a line. 2. The daily special is a Cranberry & Vodka. So he gets into the punch-line."
"Hipsters I had the joy of meeting a couple of hipsters today, and they yelled at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term is ""conjoined twins""."
"Lubricant?? ... Lubri-CAN!!!"
"If Johnny has $20 and Tyrone takes $16... What color is Tyrone?"
"A poll was taken by 2,000 prostitutes asking if they would have sex with Ted Cruz. 91% said Never Again""."
"How did spider-man reach the inner city kids? He web-slang"
"Jesus and floppy discs are very similar They both died to become the image of saving"