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Joke of the Day
"I slept like a baby last night 2 hours of sleep and a whole lot of crying"
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"They say behind every great man is a great woman. Never been that into pegging though."
"""What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?"" ""He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."""
"Gravity is a harsh mistress... *... but she has reasonable rates!*"
"What's a space pirate's favorite planet? mArrrs!"
"Q: What two states are opposites? A: Maryland and Misury"
"I went for an interview at a black smiths.. The black smith asked ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" I replied ""no, but i told a donkey to fuck off"""
"What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly a dick in your ass"
"I woke up to the ghost of Gloriya Gaynor in my room last night At first I was afraid, I was petrified..."
"Did you hear Donald Trump was in a fantasy action movie? He was the White Power ranger"