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Joke of the Day

"I saw a reddit post teasing Australia about being upside down. So I went ahead and gave it an Australian upvote."

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"My dad was born with a conjoined twin He was the uncle on my dad's side. But don't worry, the doctors were able to separate them. Now he's my uncle once removed."
"God created the orgasm so women can moan even when they're happy."
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"some jokes in a song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cMU-eLxIRj8#!"
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"1 and 2 dogs name you'r dogs 1 and 2.You eat One. You still have two."
"Oral sex makes your whole day.. ..Anal sex makes your hole weak.."
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