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Joke of the Day
"What do you mean pi r square? Pies are round"
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"I made a band called Erectile Dysfunction We never made it big."
"Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet... it takes a Chinese newborn an extra three hours to make their goddamned shoes."
"How to comfort a Grammar Nazi ""They're Their There"""
"What do you call a classical composer's butthole after a night of bad Mexican food? Taco Bell's Cannon"
"What's brown and runny? Usian Bolt"
"I just got a papercut... we'll just see if I recycle this week... stupid cunt tree."
"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."
"I was sitting in a pub discussing classical music and the bartender said ""we've had about just enough of your stupid Bartok fella"""
"I'm Italian, but I'm not ""save a princess from a weird dinosaur looking guy, with my brother Luigi"" Italian."