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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the golf club wielding maniac."

"I loathe tweets like ""Be somebody's beautiful tragedy"". Might as well tweet using a random word generator. ""Be golf brisket honkytonk"""

"Why ""Trojan"" condoms? Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out? Less than stellar marketing."

"I was playing the valve trombone today. I tried to put a mute in, but it charged me."

"What is the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve."

"Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive? Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught."

"/r/jokes won't get this.. karma"

"Knock Knock. *Who's There?* A Kid! *A Kid Who?* A kid who cant reach the doorbell."

"What did the barfly say to the other barfly? I saved you a stool."

"Why did the blind fly starve to death?? Because he couldn't see shit"