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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive? Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught."
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"I'm not transphobic, I used to play with toy locomotives all the time!"
"A hippie goes to the abortion clinic. The doctor says: ""If you want it organic, just go sit on a cactus."""
"Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts? It's not my fault I'm blind."
"If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...? Stereotyping."
"What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out? A rebel without a gauze"
"My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"Why can't Canada win wars? Because they'll blow you up and then apologize."
"What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at? Czarcasm."
"I have to put reminders in my phone for everything or I'll forget it. Like 'pick up milk,' 'go to bank,' 'you don't hate minorities.'"