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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock. *Who's There?* A Kid! *A Kid Who?* A kid who cant reach the doorbell."
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"One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody. At least, that's what my cell mate tells me."
"What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink? Si, era Missed"
"What do slutty nurses go as for Halloween?"
"Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A barber."
"whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich? i dont fuck my sandwich before i eat it"
"What's Hitlers favourite weather? HEIL!"
"Why do male prostitutes make more money than females? Because they always drive a *Hard* bargain. :D"
"Behind every great man is a great woman... A in-between them is a wife that's always complaining."
"Is it gay if a male doctor feels your balls while looking you deep in your eyes and isn't really a doctor but is just some guy at Target?"