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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock. *Who's There?* A Kid! *A Kid Who?* A kid who cant reach the doorbell."
Next Joke
"How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test? Hmm?"
"Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls."
"I promise to love you for better until things get worse."
"I think about wizards and dragons way more than a wizard of 3 small dragons should. Dammit I meant mother of 3 small dragons. Dammit I meant"
"How do you know a wood pieces history? You check its logbook"
"Why was Mr. Behaving sad? His daughter was always Ms. Behaving."
"I hate it when I'm doing sit-ups and I lose count after 900."
"Whats the question to the answer ""it's a cockrobin"" What's that up my ass Batman?"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar And then into a table, and then a chair, and then a door."