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Joke of the Day
"What did the barfly say to the other barfly? I saved you a stool."
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"What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together? it's must-up ..*rubs brow*"
"The question is not what am I doing in your house, the question is why are you home from work early?"
"What's a pirate's favourite amino acid? Arrrginine"
"Why are karate people always breaking boards? Did boards kill their parents?"
"Did you know David Guetta was French? In fact, I heard, in his hometown, he's also called David BaGuetta! HA^HA^HA^HA^Ha^ha"
"When picking partners for a trust fall . . . . . . Always choose the ground. The ground will always catch you."
"""Wanna solve a meat puzzle?"" is a good pickup line"
"Last-second gift idea. Bring a tag and put it on any present already under the tree. Call other person a liar. Be willing to fight him/her."
"What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses ""Dancing With the Stars""? ""I was robbed"" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself."