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Joke of the Day
"Ad: You like to save money, right? Me (thinking): dear god, they've read my diary"
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"Co-worker: ""If you love something, set it free, if it comes back it's yours to k.."" Me - ""THOSE ARE BOOMERANGS, MICHELLE."""
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"The only problem with shopping online is that you can't sit on a bench in the mall and judge everyone else who walks by."
"He thinks the stuffed animals in my room are creepy, but I can't think of a cuter way to hide all those cameras."
"What did one banana say to another banana? I find you a-peeling"
"What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby? One is still dicking bimbos while the other was dicking still bimbos."
"I haven't spoken to my wife in weeks... I didn't want to interrupt her."
"I hope Fatboy Slim dies on the Hollywood boulevard halfway between the gutter and the stars."
"My dentist isn't racist. He has loads of plaque friends."