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Joke of the Day

"Asked God his thoughts on assuming genders, his reply... ""Hmmm, I guess I should have made it more obvious"""

"What did the pillow say when it fell off the bed Sheet"

"Every time you make a typo the errorists win."

"I ate one of those artisan pizzas and now I can't stop painting my bathroom."

"Banks are like girlfriends... ...they just want all your money."

"What is brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr.Dre"

"Gays in church"

"I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited."

"Helium walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says to him, ""We don't serve Noble gasses here!"". Helium... doesn't react."

"I went to the local zoo today There was only one dog there. It was a shih tzu."