201914
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat guy with an unhealthy interest in his mother? Adipose Rex."
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"Contrary to popular criticism, Hillary doesn't suck. If she does, Bill wouldn't have needed Monica."
"What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim? Cuatro cincos."
"The other day I wrote a post about muslims It blew up!"
"What happens when batman takes viagra? The dark knight rises"
"I visited my friend in his flat He told me to make myself at home. So I kicked him out. I hate having visitors"
"Stop being so long ago, 1998."
"Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had."
"Baywatch Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? A: Silicon Valley."
"What has six eyes but can't see? Three blind mice."