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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's knob."

"Quebec lovers Why do Quebecers like to make love doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game at the same time!"

"What's the difference between a washing machine and a festie chick... A washing machine wont follow you around all summer after you popped a load in it."

"What is Robb Stark's least favorite band? The Fray"

"How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb? All of them."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather But not like the rest of this joke, getting beaten like a dead horse"

"You know how I found out I have a fruit fetish? I had an Orange Crush."

"What would be your reply? Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?"

"My professor really snapped yesterday, went all crazy on the blackboard during math lecture He really did a number on it. Its days are numbered now. Edit: grammar"

"The hands that help others in need are holier than the lips that pray."